Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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