Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
