just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
only you would photoshop your dick
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
