This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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