Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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