Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm always down for nudity.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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