plz talk dirty to me
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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