David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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