yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Randomize
