**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
She said her name was "party"
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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