Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
