If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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