We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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