3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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