discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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