He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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