just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
This is the high leading the old right now
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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