also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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