and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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