i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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