I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
