Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.

(1-214): View more from Texas

we're not divorced.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?

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(970): View more from Colorado

you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.

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(319): View more from Iowa

For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..

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(605): View more from South Dakota

im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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(210): View more from Texas

i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon

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(810): View more from Michigan

My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.

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(469): View more from Texas

You sent me a very drunk love letter

(214): View more from Texas

Was it the one about pterodactyls?

(469): View more from Texas

I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me

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