Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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