Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
zippers are such a cool invention
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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