We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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