well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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