it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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