but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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