Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Your tits are I can't wait for
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
you never un-have a 4some
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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