All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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