i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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