This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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