full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Who put my cat in the fridge?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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