so let's talk penis.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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