Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Dick very happy bro
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