There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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