i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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