No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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