I didn't shave. On purpose
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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