do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
