Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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