do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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