whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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