my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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