Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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