my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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