Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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