it was like his penis was on wheels.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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