If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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