I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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